Google Translate Beat boxing

Google Translates pronunciations may or may not seizure you, but the thing's got some beat boxing skills..

1) Go to Google Translate
2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box:

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Click “listen”
5) Be amazed

Does it count as beatboxing if the voice is non-human? (Okay, okay, yeah, you could do this on your own with just about anything by slicing off the plosives on words. But if you’re procrastinating on this weekday, it’ll seem utterly amazing. And don’t be surprised if Google takes over beatboxing, just like everything else.

Here’s A guide to making your own beats:

zk = suspended cymbal
bschk = snare
pv = brush
bk = bass
tk = flam1
vk = roll tap
kt = flam2
kttp = flam tap
krp = hi hat tap
pv = short roll
th = better hi hat
thp, ds = instant rimshot.

While I'm not 100% certain how just this is excavation, it seems like a individuation of the German translation setup in Google Translate is allowing for playing consonants in a way that sounds suchlike drums. Or, statesman specifically, a pleasing way that sounds equivalent drums.